*prize may be substituted for firm handshake or one turn at claw game." Save the asterisks for funny usage, something like this: "I bet you $65,000* that I am a better bowler than you. So asterisks imply that you don't think that person likes it raw, like you (and ODB). Because if they were, they'd run around dropping f-bombs and c-bombs and f'd-in-the-a-with-your-own-d-bombs without the censorship. Little do they know I'm plotting my elaborate revenge on them."Īnd there's really only one reason to censor a swear word: if you're afraid the person's not as cool as you. The main reason people use asterisks in a text is to censor a word, for example: "I like deep-fried sandwiches so my friends call me the C*** of Monte Cristo. Meaning: You're afraid the person isn't as cool as you.
Warning: Computer programming joke ahead.
Either way, they're looking at the current romantic situation very, very logically. In my experience, no one uses the left and right braces unless they're a math guy or computer programmer. Meaning: You're approaching this too logically. And that effort hints that you'd be a real hard-working giver in a relationship - or at least into one extremely memorable sexual escapade. I like to think it sends a subconscious message that you take the extra time to do things right. So when you actually take the time to use an apostrophe, it means something.
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